So...I see that my enemies are gettin' desperate. They are stoopin' to shoddy tactics, makin' up phony stories, and publishin' photoshopped and doctored images of me. Whatta buncha bums.

I seen some of those dumb posters the gorillas are puttin' up on fences and lamposts. I pulled 'em all down.

This is a sorry joke. Everyone KNOWS where I am at 9 pm! I'm at Duffy's Bar, entertainin' the ladies and pickin' up pledges for the APP War Chest. Or I'm in my office, cleanin' the guns and goin' through my files. I got work to do. I'm a busy chimp. Don't waste my time with these false allegations, hysterical fairy tales, and laughable innuendos.

- Chongo

p.s. - I know Obama's "dirty tricks" people are behind this. You don't fool me, Amos. I know watcher up to, I know who's payin' you, I know how much they're payin' you, and it ain't gonna work.