Our version at home was

My gal's a corker
She's a New Yorker
She wears my BVDs
I wear her pink chemise
And in my future life
She's gonna be my wife
How the heck do you think I know?
She told me so.

When we go walking
She does the talking
I do the squeezing
She does the pleasing
And in my future life
She's gonna be my wife
How the heck to you think I know?
She told me so.

HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 23-Jul-02.