Makes you wonder how we'd manage
If we had us forty eight
Catspaw cousins,
Four full dozens,
And with Pat their potentate.

'Course he's charming
(Nearly smarming)
To the newbies in PM's.
But his thread act is
Prophylactic,
Else he'd have too many friends.

But just when you
Think you know him
And can chat or just opine,
He will blast a joke most odorous,
He's our Catspaw49!