15 million!

If you pay that, Tom Sawyer coming...!

He's very arch and ponderous...isn't he? Most places, they'd have told him to shut up long before he finished his story about the frog.

I can imagine him knowing the Burl Ives songbook backwards and everyone saying, oooh! that's nice.....! (and thinking why doesn't he play it forwards, and belt up! I wish I could do a John Belushi on him, but that's Mark Twain...)

I gave my love a cherry...!