woman takes her duck to the vet
"its dead"said the vet"
woman"i want a second opinion"
the vet whistles for his dog.
a labrodor comes in ,sniffs the duck shakes it,s head and barks and leaves.
woman"i still want another opinion
the vet calls the cat in, who walks all round the duck and walks out.
then the vet gives woman a £150 bill
woman"£150 to tell me my duck is dead"
vet
"it,s not usually so much but a lab report and cat scan costs more!"