"Any ideas that I can pass along to my dear group of raccoon lovers??"

I assume your group of raccoon lovers don't have a gastronomic interest. (And, imo, they shouldn't. Raccoons taste like sh#t.)

Leeneia is right in terms of the musical approach. Why not run it by the bluegrass (country) guys and gals at Namasthe and see what response you get? I'd be happy to help with such a project, but I don't take directions very well, so maybe just let me proof materials or stuff like that.

'The hats are out of style,
And the meat just ain't worthwhile,
Twenty pounds of garlic ain't enough,
To cover up the taste
Of what would otherwise be waste
If times were not so lean and skint and tough.'