Swing yer partner, dosey doe,
Toss her up and let 'er go
Catch 'er afore'n she comes down
Catch 'er 'fore she hits the ground.
Now allemand left and sashay right
Tell yer partner he's a fright
Scares the chickens off the roost
Kick him in the crotch for an added boost
Step on her toes and you're gonna bawl
Now all sit down 'cause that is all.

Square dancing like that?