Warning! X-RATED VERSION!


DEACON JONES
As recorded by Boozoo Chavis on "Who Stole My Monkey?" (1999)

Deacon Jones he was a fuckin' fool.
Fucked his teacher on the first day of school.

Jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.
"'Scuse me, teacher. I'm a hungry man."

Fucked everything upon this land.

Run up a hundred women 'gainst the wall.
Bet a hundred dollar he could fuck 'em all.

Fucked ninety-eight, then his dick turned blue.
Jacked off ...(?) the other two.

Died and he went to hell,
Fucked the devil and his wife as well.

Up jumped a little devil against the wall.
"...(?) that motherfucker 'fore he fuck us all."

Look at me and he look at you.
You better watch out; he gonna fuck you too.