I found this on the www and felt it too good not to pass along:


"Overheard, in the Supermarket

Mum, to small boy: We're having cheese sandwiches for lunch.
Boy: I don't like cheese.
Mum: You do like cheese.
Boy: I don't.
Mum: You like cheese on pizza!
Boy: That's not cheese, that's pizza.
Mum (exasperated): It's the same… oh, well, what do you want in your sandwich then?
Boy: Pizza.

You can't fault his logic."