I `ad that Jeremy Clarkson in my cab the other day. `is mum was responsible for marketing that "Paddington Bear", you know.
I said, "Morning Jerry. I see you`ve not only got posters on that Mudcat going into one about your strikers jokes but the press, tv and radio are also giving it large."
`e said, "I dunno, Jim. Where`s their sense of "yoomer" gone? I try to be even `anded about it all. What do people want nowadays?"
I said, "Ross, Russel Brand and tasteless stand-up jokers making fun of Downes Syndrome children!!"

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