How would you feel if I tried to structure it into a song, in the same vein as Merry Christmas from the Family? You already have the Alice's Restaurant massacree version on this thread, of which I sit in awe. What I have in mind is shorter and pithier.



I did it in the first link. Here is REK's version. Robert sing it like he's drunk, If you give me permission to write it, It may a little chemical help to sing it correctly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6owbYgcAtVQ