Here's a song I started when he was Speaker. Add to it if you want.


Come and listen to my story 'bout Newt Gingrich,
He told his Ma that Hillary was a bitch,
They put it on the tell just to have some fun,
But, he said it wasn't his fault, it was that woman, Connie Chung.

With his head full of ideas he went up to DC,
To make things better for you and me,
He worked one day and like any other Toff, like his predecessor took the next day off.

Newton, Newton Gingrich, the Satyr of the GOP.