So whats wrong with Newt?
Good, solid name, Newt is, kinda like Sam or Willie!
How about the game, Newt
Lets go hoist a few, Newt
I say I can do ribs better than you, Newt, lets have a contest
Newt, I actually broke 9 seconds last time I dragged
Really have known a few Newts in my time. All good guys