The poor Capt'n... Choices, choices, choices... Jacqui gone and it's either NC or the llama...

No, wait... I'll fake chest pains, he thinks???

Here's my advice... Just do the cellar time now and get it out of the way... Take a bottle of Scotch and yer harpoon down there and ride it out...

Heck, the llama and NC can wait...

...for the harpoon, that is...

B;~)