The President and Mrs. Clinton are attending a World Series game and the crowd gives the couple a pretty big hand. As the applause dies down the President picks up the First Lady and throws her down onto the field! The secret service come running down and ol Bill can't figure out what's wrong until one of the secret service guys says, "Uh Mister President, I think they wanted you to throw out the first PITCH!".

You said Political, not Politically Correct!!

Frank