The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #142069   Message #3272299
Posted By: GUEST, Eb
11-Dec-11 - 07:36 PM
Thread Name: BS: Aphorisms & Quotes- Original & Otherwise
Subject: BS: Aphorisms & Quotes- Original & Otherwise
In sorting some of my papers today I came across some long-unseen thoughts that interested me. Maybe some other 'Catters would add some of their own?

* Hairdressers never fade, they just dye away - from Eb
* Why does popcorn pop? Conversely, why doesn't all corn pop?
* "I'd say that you hit the nose right on the head." Overheard
* And there he stayed, doing nothing, just standing on his ass." Overheard
* "After you have seen Alaska, every place else looks like Texas." Read somewhere.
* The same kid who talked of his "old man" is married now and speaks of his "old lady". In both instances, he is referring to authority. from Eb
* After listening to a tape of my mando playing. I quipped: "Not bad. I've heard better, but then, who hasn't?"