Lonesome Gillette, the Library of Congress needs you. It's projects like that that make me wish I were an eccentric billionaire (I guess I'll have to settle for just being eccentric).

Actually, Metchosin, a friend of mine loaned me a CD a couple of years ago that started out with "record crackle". I can't remember what it was (might have been Stacey Earle but I can't swear to it). I played the first track maybe 6 times just to hear it.