The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3274391
Posted By: gnu
15-Dec-11 - 04:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Why does my ass have mass?

Because it does. To suggest that my ass has inertia due to a force which surrounds it and impedes me from getting off the LazyBoy to get another beer during the football game is empirically inane to me.

However, if this theory is proven correct, it may have practical applications like having the beer float to me unimpeded by the molasses so that I don't have to get up and get a beer and miss Brady connect with The Gronk fer a TD.

Is there a particular research foundation I should donate to in order to further such ground breaking studies?