Jack, have you ever watched chickens eat?

Reminds me of the old curmudgeon who went to a restaurant and didn't know what he wanted, so the waitress made a number of suggestions which he found fault with; Finally she said, "we have tongue on special" she said, "Hell no, I won't eat anything that came out of an animals mouth"!
She had had enough of him so she said "How about some fresh eggs"?