Sorry I can't think of any specifically "child friendly" events for the reasons that Mr Cringe gives above.

But now Mr Grocking has got all that bile off what ever he keeps it on, he will be most welcome to sing songs "mostly, though not exclusively traditional" down The Beech, (M21 9EG) 1st & 3rd Wednesdays or play some old tunes, 2nd & 4th.

Cheers

L in C#