LH... that does not compute. Sure he is watering and nurturing them in a manner of love of them but, if they can read Bobert's thoughts, surely they must be terrified? If you knew that the thoughts were about cutting you down, hanging you upside downy, drying you out, chopping you up, rolling you in papers and lighting you on fire, wouldn't you be frightened?

The poor dears. Perhaps we should start a foundation for frightened plants?