The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #142142 Message #3275706
Posted By: MorwenEdhelwen1
17-Dec-11 - 08:40 PM
Thread Name: Things you should never do - in song
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
Get a donkey. (Because it will constantly want water, get at someone's daughter, do no work, and break the bords of its stall.)
Let anyone named Matilda near your pillowcase.
Marry a pretty woman if you want to be happy and live a king's life
Be named Melda and bite man's finger (this is mento- but, let me go Melda Marcy, you biting my finger).
More coming up as soon as I can think