I recollect a bit from the "Latin for the judging" sketch which does not appear in the above, something on the lines of [from long-ago memory] ~~

"You've got to have the Latin for the judging. Oh, yes, you can't do without the Latin for the judging. Because otherwise, if the prisoner-at-the-bar should suddenly shout out 'Parse mensa, you old twit', you'd have to set fire to your wig to create a diversion."

Anyone else recall that bit?

~Michael~