Government adopts strict limits on chimp research

By Lauran Neergard
Associated Press

12/15/2011

WASHINGTON — Days in the laboratory are numbered for chimpanzees, humans' closest relative.

Although the article is vague about what the new limits are, it implies that an action has been taken (in the US).

One might be concerned that, since Chongo was counting on his income from volunteering at the N.Y. Foundation sex-surrogacy clinic to pay off his student loan (for his dual advanced degrees in weaponry and criminal injustice) his contracts may require significant rework before he's able to feel confident of his economic viability and ability to support planned ongoing and future projects.

As it was, he frequently complained about competition from "that horde of so-called business majors who only went back to school because they couldn't make it in a real job" and their unfair competition to be included in "human volunteer" testing.

John