"...decided to have a diverse religious family. I am a cultural Jew (Secular humanist), My wife is Catholic ( the Cafeteria sect), my oldest is Amish (he doesn't get any elecricity or devices) and the youngest is Zoroastrian." Donuel

" my oldest is Amish (he doesn't get any elecricity or devices)"?

Highly unlikely. Doing without electricity or other devices in no way makes one Amish, Don.

That misstatement makes your whole contention suspect. I fail to see why you found it necessary to write such a ludicrous paragraph.