Q. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten.
One to call the handyman.
One to fire the handyman and replace him with an illegal immigrant working for subminimum wage.
One to orchestrate a leveraged buyout of the light-bulb company, lay off the staff, and outsource production to China.
One to lobby Congress for a massive tax break for the light-bulb importer.
And six right-wing conservative pundits to blame the failure of the light bulb on liberals, unions, illegal immigrants, and Obama.

—found at the web site of "A Prairie Home Companion" and updated a bit.