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Thread #59418   Message #3276870
Posted By: Amos
19-Dec-11 - 08:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
This is the Lesson du Jour for Shame and his scurrilous ilk!!

Oh, you may sip on fine champagne
Or done on maiden's milk
But life will never be the same
Once you meet a scurrilous ilk!!

And you may hight a fancy name
And don a gown of silk,
But you will walk in a sack of shame
Once you meet the scurrilous ilk!!

For the scurrilous ilk will change your mind
On all that's good and true,
And leave you facing your behind
With a heart all wracked in rue.

The scurrilous ilk will twist your brains
And your notion of what's You
And make the world a bed of pain
When his scurrilous work is through.

SO cousin shun the lies that spin,
The tales that fell and bilk!
And blaze your trail well, far away
From the terrible, scurrilous ilk!!

Frederick Huntington Brainard IV
Tales of the Darker Half
Poughkeepsie, 1939