A Dutch chimp riding on an English train was wearing no shoes (wooden or otherwise), but had a ticket. The ticket collector ordered him off the train, the chimp refused, and five yobbos from Soho got up and forcibly ejected the chimp from the train!

Chimps and other apes and monkeys all over the world are OUTRAGED by this disturbing incident!

There is talk of a primate boycott of the UK if an official apology is not issued and full compensation paid to the chimp who was ejected from the train.

"We've had enough of this specist crap!" thundered Chongo Chimp at a fundraising event in Chicago. "People try to put us down...talkin' bout my species nation....just because we...get around...talkin' 'bout my species nation! We are gonna raise hell about this until full species equality is an accomplished FACT, not just an empty promise! The Queen is gonna hear from us! We're gonna take this thing right to Buckingham Palace and bring the whole corrupt edifice crashin' down if our legitimate demands for equality are not met!!!!! Chimps have opposable big toes. They don't NEED to wear shoes when they're on a damn English train!"