It always amuses me when I run across an advert.. especially on Ebay for something which is misnamed.. such as:- 'Crocodile Shoes'.....'crocodile handbag' etc ( never seen a croc wearing or carrying such things)....... Also 'Elephants playing cards'..... Animals playing cards........ There are a lot of Whiskies that play cards apparently......... Maybe you have seen some amusing ones to add to these. Best wishes, Mike.