President Clinton was attending a County Fair and he noticed two Prize Pigs in a pen and they were unattended. He was so impressed with the Pigs he decided he would take them. As he is approaching Air Force One with a Pig under each arm he started to get nervous thinking the Secret Serviceman at the plane was gonna be suspicious. So he said to the guard, "I got these for Hilary and Chelsea!" The guard stood at attention, saluted the president and said, "Good trade, sir!!"