The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #26886   Message #327773
Posted By: Micca
26-Oct-00 - 11:05 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Clementine/Catspaw49
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Clementine/Catspaw49
When old Catspaw had a seizure
And was rushed to A and E
As they went to get him open
Catspaw whispered tenderly

"While youre in there Mr surgeon
Plese go careful, have a care
And don't mess up with my plumbing
Its already full of air"

So the closed him with a zipper
And some staples made of tin
and his heart was just so big
They could get barely it in!!!

Oh My Catspaw, Oh my Catspaw
Way down there in Ohio
Eating cheeses, wafting breezes
Playing possum, way to go!