So he ain't reached his limit yet in yer presence, Don? Probably ran out of cash first, right?

Okay, I got it solved as to why there are so many drunk Brits on Facebook. I been workin' on this all week, burnin' the midnight oil here to find out why. And I have arrived at the definitive answer.


You ready for this?


You sure?


Okay, here's why. It is not that there are an unusual number of drunk Brits on Facebook. True there are a lotta them there. A shitload of 'em! No doubt about that. But not what can be called an "unusual" number of 'em. And here's why: There are SO GODDAM MANY drunk Brits just about everywhere ya go these days that it only seems like there's so many of 'em on Facebook...but it's like that everywhere! It took days investigatin' ex-pat Brit pubs all over Chicago for me to determine this fact. Drunk Brits are as common as flies and warm beer in those places. Maybe moreso! You can cover yer eyes, spin around a few times, throw a baseball, and hit one of 'em in the chops every time. That usually starts a big fight, by the way.

Anyways, don't worry about Facebook. It might appear like it's been infested with drunk Brits, but that is just a reflection of the general state of the world right not, not no reflection on Facebook at all.

Now let's start a thread about sardonic Frenchmen on Facebook....

- Chongo