"Double Check...."

At a Christmas party in Melbourne last year
the staff decided to pull a practical joke on
their boss who had a habit of playing serious
practical jokes on everyone else.

When he went to the toilet, they went through
his wallet and found his Tats Lotto Ticket. Then,
they wrote down his numbers and called over
the waitress to set up a little prank. She came
back half an hour later and asked if anyone
wanted to know the night's Lotto numbers,
then proceeded to read them out loud before
setting the numbers on the table.

The boss looked at the numbers, then casually
pulled out his from his wallet and compared
them. He became really silent, put his wallet
back in his jacket and sat down again, and
checked the numbers, very carefully.

Then, he sculled his drink, stood up on his chair
and shouted out to the whole room,

"I just want to let you all know something. I've
been having an affair with my secretary for
months. I don't like any of you, and I have hated
working for this company. You can shove it,
cause I've just won a truck-load of money, and
I'm leaving"

End of job.
End of marriage.
End of story.