OMG! I HAVE to meet Resort Wear Girl in person... and FEED her! The poor waif must be starving! I'll start her off on my pea soup loaded with calories. Then, it's breaded haddock fried in canola oil and baked spuds laced with butter and Peaches and Cream corn. Spahghetti? Of course! I'LL SAVE HER!

Of course, she looks anorexic and might have lost her appetite due to delerium. Bobert! Roll a fatty and light it up for her before it's TOO LATE!