Sorry, the "he" who turns colors and grabs Nurse Ratched is, of course, the Squid. Please pardon my sentance structure.....

The holiday nurse's hat that fell off of Nurse Ratched is actually pretty cute and not the type of thing I associate with her. Surrounding the large Red Cross, it says, "I'm good for wassailing you".
But make no mistake she's a black belt with a sadistic streak, and after all these years, still doesn't really know the meaning of mercy. Ol' Squiddy's got his tentacles full, and ten may not be enough.

The alligator, still tending bar, tells the tart of a waitress that she should've taken that board for the man and planked the salmon. She doesn't realixe that Santa's closest neighbors are from Canuckistan and that he delivers them first and us second. We should hope that Santa doesn't forsake us.

Severn will probably be in the mood for a tart later, but curious about SINSULL's blue pills, he goes and sits in a corner where there is a plate with few uneaten cream puffs instead. He sticks in his thumb and pulls out one, wipes the pill off, slugs it down with a can of Hansons Diet Pomegranate, and says, "What a good boy am I!" (at least from a diabetic stand, or in this case, sit-point). He then hands the puff to a swooping bat.

Gnu the Canadian seems to only want a Yank for her yanks, without a word of thanks. Of course, there's no use offering SINS his heart. She's already seen it.....