My SIN? No, she would never get my SIN. But, I'd some Salmon River Hash, cooked in an iron frying pan with lots of onions would put some meat on those poor scrawny bones... especially if it was fried in the grease from the breakfast sausage.

Although, even if she was fattened up much as possible, I still doubt if she could pile 8 cords a day. I suppose she could pile wood in the summer, SLOWLY, on accounta the skeeters would leave her alone outta sympathy. Even Caesar wouldn't offer her a salad.