Well since Bruce has already told you to fuck yourself, I don't think it can get much better than that so let me add another.


Fuck You
Fuck You and anybody that looks like you
Fuck You and the horse you rode in on
Fuck You and anybody that looks like you and the horse THEY rode in on
Fuck You and then you can fuck both the jockeys
Finally let both of the jockeys fuck your mother
Tie a rope around them so we can find them later
Give them a reward if they find and rescue your father
Double the reward if they can pull your brother
Triple bonus for your Uncle Herb

So there ya' go.......'Bout the kind of birthday greetings you were expecting?


Spaw