Ah, its a conspiracy, Bridge.

The so called Mr Fluids and I are having a pint together tonight... To be fair, what with football, politics, religion and the best pint I ever tasted, I doubt we will find time to recall you exist, but there again, you know bugger all about football anyway.

Mind you, I reckon he needs to get his keyboard changed.

Hey, Crowhugger. Handbells here in The UK tend to be rung as change ringing, same as church bells. Interestingly, whilst some may be Christians, many aren't. My responsible adult is a bell ringer and as the faithful shuffle in to church, she and the others shuffle to the pub, job done.

Me? I'm ahead of them, got the first pint in.

Merry Xmas to one and all! Even those wearing blue wondering how the hell that happened...