Colonel-General Field Marshal Gloriana Hapsburg-Battenburg-Tudor said in her command voice,'Fall in and come to attention!' the rafters shook and the roof threatened to rise at the command, but the idaho legionaires formed up into their usual formatio, described by professional military men as 'a cross between a clot and a morris dance.' in their hurry to fall in some fell on either the pile of pipes [which elicited a very unharnonious sound something akin to the last sounds of a slaughtered pig] or into the pile of banjos [which elicited great cheers].