Oh, Raptor? You watchin the game?

At halftime, I have a comment to make. Branch is an old man. He must be because he's got oldtimers'... WTF was that? How on God's green earth did he not go out of bounds? $$$M a year and does that shit? I am gonna have a sore throat in the morning from yelling at the TV. I think he's gonna have a sore ass. I cannot fucking believe that.