'alright, lissen up, you worthless bags of booze! this here is a decent sort of place, real high-class and toney! anyone who does anything to disgrace the Legion [all took off their hats, caps, toupees, or whatever at the sacred word] will be flogged, lick the latrines clean, and get a good scolding! now...FALL TO AND HELP THESE FOLKS CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!!'

and with that the CGFM picked up her accordion and lit into a rousing scottische.