"Chongo Chimp is Coming to Town"

Oh, you better not fight
You better not f*ck
You better fly right
Or you're out of luck
CHONGO CHIMP IS COMING TO TOWN!

He's makin' a list
And checkin' it twice
He's gonna find out who's
Specist or nice
CHONGO CHIMP IS COMING TO TOWN!

He sees you when you're drinking
He knows when you abstain
He knows just what you're thinking
He can look inside your brain

Oh, you better not swear
You better not f*ck
You better beware
Or you're out of luck
CHONGO CHIMP IS COMING TO TOWN!
CHONGO CHIMP IS COMING TO TOWN!
CHONGO CHIMP IS COMING TOOOOOOOO TOOOOOOWWWWWWN! (KREE-GAH!) Ook! Ook!