LOL! You are a truly witty man, Bob. You should've worked with John Cleese and his friends at Monty Python's.

Chongo has had a riproaring Christmas this year. He and Renata (his attractive human girlfriend and campaign manager) hosted a big Christmas Party at the APP headquarters in Chicago, and today he's going over to Chester's Gym to spar a few rounds with a huge gorilla named "Bolgani". It's Boxing Day, after all! They'll be raising funds for a charity that helps find homes for rescued primates from zoos and other such specist facilities.

Chongo can't wait to "put the gloves" to Bolgani. I expect it will be a very lively match.