In defense of The Onion, here are their headlines over the past while:

Bumbling Ragtag Regiment Achieves Heartwarming Victory In Iraq

Iraq War Memorial Planners Forced To Revise Length Again

Unmanned Military Drone Briefly Grasps Senselessness Of War

White House Announces Best Way To Support Troops Is To Never Mention War In Iraq

Iraq Declares Partial Law

Infographic: Where Did U.S. Money Go In Iraq?

Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'

Iraqis Arming Selves For Independence

Proposed Bill Would Bring 4,000 Troops Back To Life

Infographic: Iraq's Little Victories

Abu Ghraib Inside Joke Lost On Rest Of World

Last Corner In Iraq Turned, Forming Dodecahedron

Vital Info On Iraqi Chemical Weapons Provided By U.S. Company That Made Them

Gay War Hero Awarded Posthumous Dishonorable Discharge At White House Ceremony

Obama Declares Victory, Sort Of, Depending On How You Look At It, In Iraq

U.S. Plans To Give Every Iraqi $3,544.91 And Let Free Market Do Rest

New Fox Reality Show To Determine Ruler Of Iraq

Iraqi Cop Moonlighting As Terrorist Just To Make Ends Meet

Point/Counterpoint: This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No it won't by Bob Sheffer

Local Mom Whips Up Some Of Her Famous War Pie

Network News Satellites Collide Over Iraq