Is that the only clock you've got, Bobert?

I just did a quick count, and there are 14 clocks at my house, if you count the two in the dashboards of the cars.

The cuckoo clock is my favorite.

Did you ever get rid of the bats? Maybe you should put the clock near the bat colony, and the radiation would drive them away.

(Just kidding. I'm sure your clock is not radioactive.)

Wait a minute - we have 15. I forgot the one hanging on my purse. Oh, and the clocks in the cell phones....