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Thread #142432   Message #3283245
Posted By: Georgiansilver
02-Jan-12 - 02:43 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2012
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2012
And of course the 'Utitlity Bra' One yank and it was off...... There are a lot of other bras of course:-

The 'Glass' Bra:- Smash and Grab.
The 'Poor Skyscraper' Bra:- No lift and few stares.
The King Arthur Bra:- Good for one Knight only.
The Postponement Bra:- Off more than it's on!
The Humourous Bra:- Always raises a titter or two.
The Harvest Festival Bra:- All is safely gathered in.
The failed robbery bra:- Poor hold-up and slim pickings.
The lying sod bra:- Conveniently hides the truth.
The unfit bra:- Always looks out of shape.
The gullible victim bra:- Always being ripped off.
The 'Wonder' Bra:- Take it off and wonder where they
went.
The Poor Football Club Bra:- Only two cups and very little support. May be pointless!
The 'Sheepdog' Bra :- Rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
The Sunday Bra:- Much Holier than the others.
The Christmas Bra:- Something to get your Claus into.
The Secret Bra:- Keeps it close to your chest.
The Catholic Bra:- Supports the Masses.
The Presbyterian Bra:- keeps them staunch and upright.
The Baptist Bra:- Makes a mountain out of a molehill.
The Salvation Army Bra:- Lifts the fallen.

Happy New Year all, Best wishes, Mike.