"Change"

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's
take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, "You gave me too much money."

I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give
me a dollar bill back."

She sighed and went to get the manager who
asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he
handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry
but they could not do that kind of thing."

The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and
75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.