Judge by the transfats. Then by the E numbers. Then by the disgusting taste. if it tastes OK, then ask yourself why it possibly can, being processed, tinned and / or concentrated. if it tastes OK, there's something in it to enhance the taste that will bugger up your manhood over time...

Mind you, I buy processed chicken shit pellets to manure my veg patch, so processing is a matter of relativity really.

The bloody dog digs it up to eat it, so not sure how much manures my leeks after all? The dog looks healthy though. (Mind you, have I mentioned in other threads, I think I have, how he can fart? He slinks into the room, lays down, gets up and leaves the room again. That's the cue for gas masks and ringing the vets if he doesn't desist. Jesus H Christ! Talk about butler's revenge...)

Dog fart? Processed food? I appear to be keeping on thread after all.