You really think ANY of them Republican bozos are gonna get elected this time? I don't. The APP is gonna make monkeys out of all of 'em (strictly metaphorically speakin', you understand...). They ain't got a chance.

The only real impediment to gettin' the APP to win the next election is Obama. I know for a fact that he is thinkin' about makin' it illegal for apes and monkeys to vote, to form public gatherings, and to marry! He is a closet specist of the worst kind! Don't be fooled by the nice face and the gentlemanly manner. This guy does not like apes or monkeys one bit. If he could, he'd make us all go back to Africa or lock us all up in zoos and experimental labs and drain us of our vital fluids.

- Chongo