You two are like both ends of a dog that ain't got no head.
You follow me? This mutt has an ass at both ends and can pee on both sides of the sidewalk at the same time, but has a hard time keepin' his balance with two hind legs lifted off the ground! Ook! Ook!
Yer like the Yin and the Yang of Useless. The Alpha and Omega of Stunned. The man and wife of a marriage between garden slugs.
It is a compliment bein' insulted by lowlifes like you, cos it reminds me how much farther my own species has advanced while yers was crawlin' around in the slime.